#thebodyissue

So this week Im gonna talk about body. I have always wondered why we have this amazing yet mysterious attraction towards certain types of body. Some like it skinny, some like fat bottomed and some like it HOT! I mean, we are all flesh and blood, and basically made from the same material. Whatever skin was made of. It has always been a mystery for me why do people attracted to do things on others based on their body type. Okay, not gonna talk about sexual stuff because I am halfway there already, so lets go back to the start. Body Issue. Lets begin!

#1 - Photoshopped Perfection

Okay I swear to God, this is recent news as I promised to yall. - But really photoshopped perfection has been an issue since day 1 and the war against it is still up and running!

The reason why I want to draw this issue out because today, I saw 3 news about body and one of them is Margot Robbie’s butt in Suicide Squad!

I haven’t watched Suicide Squad myself - so I don’t have any reviews, hmm maybe I should do some movie reviewing, perhaps later. But I have watched the trailer and holy hell, Margot Robbie’s butt is amazing! Bubblicious butt, the very butt even I wish I owned. In the trailer, her butt looks beautiful and perfect however, as the movie has just been released, people have noticed that her butt in the movie isn’t the same as the one we all saw in the trailer. Like HOW THE HELL DID THAT HAPPENED? And obviously, its PHOTOSHOPPED!

if you watch the trailer, you would notice how awesome that butt was, but when you watch the movie version, you'll get this squared and covered butt. So, normally people (or maybe its just me cuz I can be super negative) will attack the better one and say that they photoshopped Margot's butt to fit into people's delusion of perfection but really, its the other way around. The squared one is actually the photoshopped version.

She got sass in her ass!

Later it was confirmed it happened because it is necessary for them to do that in order to expand their market in conservative countries like mine, Malaysia - yes, Malaysian, we probably get the squared one! This is also news to Margot Robbie herself because in a recent interview, she was asked whether her butt was really photoshopped in the movie and she had no idea about that.

Original is better!

2. Cheap Thrills?

So now Im gonna preach about body confidence. JICYMI, ORLANDO BLOOM PADDLE BOARDING IN HIS BIRTHDAY SUIT LAST 2 DAYS IN ITALY W BAE KATY PERRY, and from the shadow of it, ITS MONSTROUS! Okay so what so positive about paddling in nude? Well, first of, would you go out in public without anything on? He did, but he wore shades though probably to avoid the sunny sunshines and oh, the public - jokes on him, we recognize that everything, n now that haunting shadow lurking between his beautiful thighs. Second of all, at that beach? Lake? I don’t know, but there isn’t just the lovebirds, but there are others - friends, fans, staff? And he went totally nude mode like nobody’s watching. I mean, if I were there, you bet your schlong I would be doing nothing but staring right at it the whole time.

What Im trying to say is, he has such a huge size of confidence. I mean, most people would find it hard to even show their shoulder ni lagilah nak tunjuk hot dog kau! Memang taklah kan, so he is so confident! Perhaps, he is proud of that long schlong - I mean I would be - that he thinks he needs to show it to the world, right? Ohhh, don’t go all innocent on me, you are an A - lister kot n currently intimate with another A - lister OBVI THE PAPS ARE SWARMING LIKE VULTURES. Put that in mind, I believe he knows the consequences and he’s come to term, I guess which shows that he don’t give a single flying you know what about what people think - I called him cheap yesterday's morning before come to my senses that he might actually tryna have some wild fun. Anyway, Mr Bloom, your stem is blooming and we all wanna see the pinkish flower. So, please I hope I can see that flower the soonest!

Not encouraging people to go nude, but if you want, do it at somewhere where people don’t mind and respect the culture n others, like Orlando. But honestly, nude on me, I wont mind.

Yours Thirstayyyy

-- UPDATE: THE MONSTER HAS BEEN EXPOSED and I can only say this, turtleneck.

3. All Size Matters!

So, negative and positive so far, so lets end this with justice, shall we?

Gonna end this with my fav girl, Ashley Graham!

werking my angle!

Recently, Ashley has been receiving a hell lot of backlashes from her used-to-be-fans now turned over her because they think Ashley has been secretly slimming down prior to his instagram post.

the IG post!

I KNOW! But as per last week, marilah kita pakai kasut diorang ni and try to understand from their point of view. If I am a fat guy, Imma legit look up to her. Someone from our community has made it in the big world and shown to em that fat or slim, we can be pretty and feel secure of our ownself, and I’ve been telling myself that “hey, being fat is okay. Being plus size isn’t a big of a deal. As long as Im happy and healthy then fuck yall irrelevants, I am pretty and I am strong” in front of my mirror which located next to a huge ass poster of Ashley Graham in a sexy lingerie. But then one day, I log onto my social media account and HOLY SHIT! Whats this? Is she getting slimmer? What about all that crap she’s been saying all this while? Fat and Proud? BULLSHIT! She lied to me! She lied to us! Wait, Imma shade this girl soo hard she’s gonna eat ice cream until she’s fat again. Or something like that. Okay this is harsh but this is what I think. I mean, people are mad that she’s not doing what she’s preaching. Trust me, I know this feeling. I felt the same thing when Kim exposed Taylor. I was betrayed and I believe her fans felt the same way as I did. It is totally normal you guys.

But Ashley came with a great clapback by saying that she’s not getting slimmer. Its because of the lighting and angle where the picture was taken. She later clarified that she’s actually gained a little more. Hey, not only that, instead of playing goody-two-shoes, she fiercely tell those irrelevants to pull their heads off their ass and think thoroughly. Does it really matter if she slims down? If she choose to slim down one day, will it be socially unacceptable? Her fans should not take her down because of such reason. If she wants to slim down, then it will be on her own decision not because of others. She later told everyone that it doesn’t matter if you are fat or skinny - you know the drill, people should not attack others who gain or lose weight just because they want to feel good about themselves or they don’t want to feel that they are being left out because people should feel secure about their own body and let others do what they deem right in their mind. If others want to change for the better, then support them not attacking them for taking such a huge leap. - or you can read the whole thing here.

More or less, that is what Ashley and later she posted this picture on her instagram!

YOU GO GIRLFRIEND X !

Girl, you can leave your toothbrush at my place anytime!

P.S. Remember to always love yourself and respect others!

Catch more stories soon okay! Love X

Last Minute Call!

Here’s what PINK on last week!

#1 - Who Tarnished what?

Let’s talk about the hottest story of Pop Culture in Malaysia right now. I wanted to posted this last week right after I got the news but since it is apparently still Raya, I got invitations to attend hence I don’t have enough time to post anything. Seriously weyhh tak cukup 24 jam in a day, nak tidur lagi. GOD! SLEEPING IS MY HAPPY PILL! Anyway, semalam Selena Gomez’s concert was held which I was a bit bummed I didn’t go since I like her. My friends said it was fun n they enjoyed the concert - obvi duhhh. I was so jealous when I watched all the live vids from them yesterday. Selena looked all beautiful and appropriate since our country’s rules are pretty tight regarding the attire, which leads to the next issue. YAAAAAAAASSS, her concert was protested by the opposition (aint gonna talk about politic but) due to reasons like “she’s a sexy celebrity” and “her concert will tarnish the good month of Syawal”. The protest was so huge sampai bentang tikar ni, buat solat hajat bagai - I don’t knowlah solat hajat or apa, but really. I have nothing against solat hajat since it is a good deed, great even, but honestly is that really a tempat for you to solat hajat and mengaji? What were they trying to achieve? I mean, were they praying for something terrible to happen during the concert? I am trying so hard to put myself inside the protesters shabby shoes, but I still cant. I know they all mean well, but really? Your action was a little bit overboard, I think. She was already made some changes to the entire wardrobe, even the ensemble’s pun, which I believe cost a lot to make such changes just for a country kan? So really what gives? 

TANG MANA SEXYNYA?

Your action reflects your soul, I cant help but thinking that the protesters must have this holier-than-thou attitude when some of them even condemned people who go to the concert. Okay, concert is a worldly thing but really condemning isn’t as good juga, How about killing people with kindness kan? If that is your kind of dakwah, I don’t wanna know what else you might bring to the table.

#2 - Gaylor on hiatus!

Pray for them, monsters!

So last week, just when summer is about to end, the heat brought us to another summer fall out. YAAAASSSS! Mother Monster and Taylor Kinney have put the brakes on their train to marriage. Their facebook status would be like from “Engaged” to “It’s Complicated”. Gaga has released a statement via instagram saying Taylor Kinney is her soulmate and ask for us - fans - to pray for them. They were so cute and I hope to see them breed cute little monsters in the future.

so Monsters, put your paws up and pray for our Mother cuz she deserves all the happiness in the world. Amen!

#3 - Team Cimye ?

Initiation Night bitchessssss!

So last night, JLo just turned 47 and held a big ass party in Vegas, and my my, look who came? Its Calvin Harris & Kim Kardashian. So, the two have joined forces apparently and perhaps, Calvin Harris will go through the Kardashian initiation and receive the golden K like Cara Delevigne? And perhaps we’ll be graced upon a hit shade song about Taylor Swift by Calvin X Kanye? Or Kalvin X Kanye? What’s a perfect song to be released on autumn (Fall) other than a break up (fall out) song, right?

Just #ICYDK about this, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? Antarctica? I bet even the penguins gossip about Taylor Swift. So yeah, it started from #Famous song by Kanye which included raunchy lyrics like “It’s like me and Taylor might still have sex (Why?) I made that bitch famous” and apparently to my shock, Taylor lied about not giving any approval regarding the lyrics. She was later exposed by Kim Kardashian through her snapchat story, showing everyone a series of recorded conversation between her husband and Taylor. Through her exposed party, she gained more snapchat followers which I believe a major idea. To defend herself, Taylor posted a note on instagram saying that she felt used and attacked by asking “to be out from this narrative” while still claimed that she didn’t approve the lyrics where she was being called a bitch. I am pro-Taylor all the way, but a liar is still a liar. She already gave her blessing to Kanye by saying, “choose any words that you think would go with it”, and though I was taken aback by those lyrics, I mean, it is rap song after all, so some vulgarity are kind of expected. I am more shocked that she was okay with the first lyrics than the next one. I mean, these days, siapa je yang tak bitchy kan? Even I am a bitch myself. I believe the bitch here is considered as compliment rather than, you know, insult.

Tak tau macam mana Calvin termasuk? Beb, REALLY? DM me kat Twitter kay. @amnjpr

so I guess, I am where the truth lies kot. Gitu acah! But nevertheless, love you forever Taylor.

Check #KimExposedTaylorParty on Twitter for a series of funny GIF about this.

#4 - Khloe VS Chloe. #KimExposedTaylorParty Expansion Version.

Blood is thicker than water, and Khloe is ready to slay heads to prove it.

Chloe Grace - Moretz, 19 years old actress was attacked by Khloe Kardashian after she tweeted her stand on #KimExposedTaylorParty, she tried to defend her friend, Taylor but later was backlashed by Khloe when she tweeted Chloe’s picture and what was later clarified, a girl whose picture taken horribly - her bare butt was shown in the picture. I mean, girhhhh, shade is another thing but this was a whole another level. You don’t go attack people by publicly body shaming them (even tho the picture wasn’t her but the intention is there, dear good jury of the court).

so SHAME ON YOU KHLOE! SHAME SHAME SHAME!

not your regular three-way!

P.S.: Chloe was later being back upped by ever so cooly Ruby Rose, by tweeting Khloe shouldn’t do something to a 19 years old girl - and to anyone really, but she meant to as friendly advice cuz she dont wanna hav any bad blood. Go girhhhh!

#5 - Trouble in the hotel room.

Another crumbling castle in process?

I love my girl LiLo forever and ever, who dat? Lindsay Lohan. She got engaged with Egor something something - not really important, and to our horror, the castle seems shaking to the Earth and police were involved. Still not sure about the case though, but a source said that Lindsay told her friends that her relationship is violence sometimes, so pray for LiLo so that she wont make anymore bad decision - or at least learn from it if she ever makes it in the future.

Thoughts and prayers are for her.

#6 - Pokemon Go-The-Hell-Outta-Here

You better not, trainers!

You don’t wanna play Pokemon Go and attend Rihanna’s concert at the same time. The Kueen has spoken, if you dare to do that. Please leave.

At her recent concert, she warned her fans, her fans’ boyfriends and others to NOT POKEMON GO AND RIHANNA. I mean, who would play pokemon during a concert? You insane? Gimme your tix, girhhh and catch em all outside the hall. Honestly, it is a major disrespect to the Kueen herself okay.

YOU’VE BEEN WARNED! DON’T POKEMON GO & CONCERT ON!

LOTSA THINGS HAPPENED LAST WEEK BUT I BELIEVE THIS WAS THE PINK OF IT.

Will try to post it daily okay. Love X

MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT!

            Over the years, people have been questioning and doubting my writing skill. I usually dont give a single flying F about it and just shake it off, cuz this B knows himself better. But these past few months, there is this annoying unshakable tiny little devil called 'Insecurity', which has been eating me inside out. I am currently jobless and avidly looking for jobs, but everytime I wanna apply something involving writing and stuff, I be like, ‘OMG, you don’t even blog anymore, how do you know your writing is as good as they want you to?’. So this is a huge bummer because now I am afraid and feel intimidated to even send my resume. You know that saying, I dont really remember the exact line but it says something like this. When people say shit about you all the time, you will somehow slowly believe that you are what people have been saying after all, and this stupid totally irrelevant saying is what this little devil eats, and every time you think about it, you are actually feeding this damn devil, and mark my words dear good people of the world, this devil will soon grow bigger, bit by bit and soon break the Confident Cage where you once locked it.

            I perceive myself as a pretty confident with a whole lot of sass type of person, well, most of the times, but at some times, I do feel this unbearable overwhelming unstable emotional tsunami where I feel completely vulnerable and afraid of the unknown. I wish I could control everything, I wish I could control the future so that, I know what to expect. Honestly, I do but.

Exactly, where is the fun in that, right? So, I am now actually fighting my fears and just F everything else. I am here to give a definition to my life. I am tired of sitting and do nothing but tweeting all the time.

I have been keeping this idea to start a blog on pop culture where I update about a lot of stuff but I am afraid that there'll be no one but me who would read it - so this stupid fear I have is soo irrelevant that I wanna slap myself for having such fear. I have love writing all my life and I have always wanted to blog - for real this time. I’ve tried blogging before but it didn’t go so well. I tried the mean ass gossip girl type of blog during high school and THAT WAS A MAJOR DISASTER, but thank god, no one was hurt because it was immediately shut down before it went totally rampage and kill people, emotionally and their relationship. Then, I started again last year where I hit rock bottom and wrote a whole lot of sappy shit until I realized that I am being such an ungrateful B, so I stopped and start journal again. #BackToBasic. So, now, Imma start again n hopefully this stays.

            
I think I am quite well known for my vast knowledge on the entertainment world and pop culture - the only silver lining of being a jobless millennial nowadays, sad but whatever - and people have been coming to me and ask about a lot of things (mainly celebrity gossips) that they miss because they have better things to do like earning some honest money - praise God for that. Then, it hit me, what if I just wrote a blog about it and every time they have question, they can just go to my blog and read it on their own. I mean, I aint complaining but penatlah weyy nak ulang cerita sama banyak kali. Don’t get me wrong, I like that you look to me for news but sometimes, tweeting thru phone isn’t what I wanna do the whole day. Mak aku nanti berambat with penyapu, tweet manjang, rumah tunggang langgang. When I online, it’ll drain my energy and soul then I jadi malas nak buat kerja. It gets to the best of people kan? I pun manusia juga sayangku. So yeah, I think that irrelevant fear I have or had, can go suck it. Readers or no readers, if writing really is my passion then it shouldn’t bother me, right. So yeah, hopefully people will like this.

I should make a tagline, a catch phrase of some sort, but I’ll think about it later. New updates will be posted soon. I’ll tweet about it later kay. Stay tune! X